Fun things I've heard

Stuff I've heard:

"As a botanist, it's the best place to go in New Jersey."
"I don't know, enough so you can stick a banana though it."
"But there was one smart woman, she ran away so the monkey wouldn't steal her soul."
"You don't have enough nipple to get a piercing." "My deep dark secret is to get a nipple piercing."
"I love it, I feel like I'm on drugs. ..Statistics are my drugs, data are my drugs."
"My alarm goes off for 5 minutes because I can't get the sheep."
"I want to say 'whatever floats your boat', but sometimes the boat should just sink!"
"They met someone, why can't I?" "Don't feel too bad, they met their cousin.."
"I can't wait to shower so my feet don't smell like eggs."
"One man's dood is another man's poop!"
"My ear is really hot. I don't know why. It makes me uncomfortable. Am I dying?"
Person 1: "Want to hear a great quote!?" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Yes you do, it's great!" Person 2: "Yes please" Person 1:"Okay, um..ummm.. I'm going to botch it. FUCK! Shit shit shit." Person 2: "That's a good quote." Person 3: "'FUCK!' I'm going to get that tattooed on my ass."
"He takes out his knife and shoots someone."

Stuff I've seen/done:

- I watched people have a conversation that I couldn't hear and I observed how many facial expressions they made within the short period of time that I watched.
- Watched someone express pure joy over the smell of popcorn.
- Cried with a friend.
- Smiled so much that my cheeks were in incredible pain (not a bad problem to have).
- Walked to Bar Island and waited for the water to go out so I could walk all the way across.
- Ate the most delicious milkshake ever, got a brain freeze, then felt sick after because I ate it too fast. But, it was still worth it.
- Watched the fish in my common room for a few minutes.
- Popped the resin pockets on a balsam fir tree and got my hands terribly sticky.