Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Things Rose Did and Saw and Overheard

September 18 - September 30

Things I did:
  • captured a deceased jellyfish
  • went contra dancing and hurt my feet
  • cut my hair too short
  • ate a clementine despite discouragement
  • cried for no reason
  • received the gift of a tiny octopus in a matchbox
  • wore dirty socks
  • ate someone else's chocolate cake
  • asked 53 people whether they thought a coat was green or gray
  • sobbed while eating tacos
  • hugged a farmer
  • fell in love with a periwinkle
  • broke a fork while eating eggplant
  • waded in a stream up to my knees in work boots
  • called 911 because a tree was on fire
  • got a package from my aunt containing a shirt with a marlin on it
  • swam in the pouring rain

Things I saw:

  • a whale jawbone
  • 17 people squished into a small, dark bathroom
  • 2 teenaged deer and mom
  • a shooting star
  • a pile of broccoli bigger than my face
  • a moss garden
  • a fried egg sitting atop rice and chard
  • a guy riding a bike and balancing a styrofoam take-out box on his left palm
  • a tall man wearing red pants
  • full super blood red lunar eclipse
Overheard:




  • "Adam becomes a creature of the night."
  • "It has formaldehyde in it, so don't drink it."
  • "I can twerk upside down." 
  • "Your biology is pretty cool." (used as a pick-up line)
  • "I'm a tick! I definitely just gave you lyme disease."
  • "I need to call New York. They mailed me a warrant for my arrest, but like..."
  • "Where's the marijuana tent?" (at Common Ground Fair)
  • "I'm just going to take a nap on this Fucus."
  • "Not an ambulance!" - Nick Jenei

2 comments:

  1. i often sob while eating tacos....great great list here Rose.

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  2. i often sob while eating tacos....great great list here Rose.

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