Things I did:
- captured a deceased jellyfish
- went contra dancing and hurt my feet
- cut my hair too short
- ate a clementine despite discouragement
- cried for no reason
- received the gift of a tiny octopus in a matchbox
- wore dirty socks
- ate someone else's chocolate cake
- asked 53 people whether they thought a coat was green or gray
- sobbed while eating tacos
- hugged a farmer
- fell in love with a periwinkle
- broke a fork while eating eggplant
- waded in a stream up to my knees in work boots
- called 911 because a tree was on fire
- got a package from my aunt containing a shirt with a marlin on it
- swam in the pouring rain
Things I saw:
- a whale jawbone
- 17 people squished into a small, dark bathroom
- 2 teenaged deer and mom
- a shooting star
- a pile of broccoli bigger than my face
- a moss garden
- a fried egg sitting atop rice and chard
- a guy riding a bike and balancing a styrofoam take-out box on his left palm
- a tall man wearing red pants
- full super blood red lunar eclipse
- "Adam becomes a creature of the night."
- "It has formaldehyde in it, so don't drink it."
- "I can twerk upside down."
- "Your biology is pretty cool." (used as a pick-up line)
- "I'm a tick! I definitely just gave you lyme disease."
- "I need to call New York. They mailed me a warrant for my arrest, but like..."
- "Where's the marijuana tent?" (at Common Ground Fair)
- "I'm just going to take a nap on this Fucus."
- "Not an ambulance!" - Nick Jenei
i often sob while eating tacos....great great list here Rose.
ReplyDeletei often sob while eating tacos....great great list here Rose.
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